Luke Danes is starting a coffee company. Well, not Luke–the coffee-dispensing curmudgeonly owner of Lukeโs Diner onย Gilmore Girls–but Scott Patterson, the actor who portrays him.
According toย NME, the new brand will be called (woof) Scotty Pโs Big Mug Coffee, which is probably the least Luke thing he could have named it. But given that atrocious unbent black hat, it is the most Scotty P. thing he could have named it, presumably so it wouldn’t beย confused with coffee companies opened by his bros Scotty G. and Scotty R.
On the topic of Scotty P’s Big Mug Coffee, we are all this barista:
In an interview withย Wealth Management, Scotty Pats had this to say:
So maybe itโll be good? I dunno. The details about the big-mugged company are scant. But stay tuned, I’m sure more detailsย will start to trickle out conveniently around the same timeย talks ofย a new season ofย Gilmore Girlsย hit the rumor mill.
I would also like to personally apologize for hat shaming Scott Patterson earlier in this article. Everyone should be allowed to put atop their heads whatever they see fit without fear of ridicule, no matter how stupid and not age-appropriateย I think it is.
Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.
*top image via NME