French Roast, Black Metal, White Zombie?
Those of you in our tame little corner of the foodie word may not be aware, but organic and sustainable practices are very important to practitioners of the Dark Arts. Today’s forward-thinking Satanist uses ONLY organic mutton blood and hand-sourced newt eyes, carefully inlaid on hand-crafted teak driftwood Satanic altars, sprinkled with direct-trade gris gris herbs from Haiti. Now, finally, there is an organic coffee service answer befitting the needs of Beelzebub: Rob Zombie’s Hellbilly Brew.
Our deepest and darkest roasted coffee. This 100% Certified Organic, Fair Trade Certified™ French Roast offering has a surprising characteristic that you’ll notice when you purchase whole beans – a hint of speckle. This is because we artistically blend our French Roast with a moderate percentage of different roasts, producing a complex taste profile that no other French-style coffee has in existence. Savor the deepness.
Also available as an Organic Peru offering, Peru clearly being the most demonic of all coffee producing nations. Available online here or at Hot Topic stores world-wide (probably). Read on here as doom-metal-bloggers The Gauntlet tear Rob a new one for ripping off Dethklok.