Ritual Coffee wants to make your unbridled home coffee service fantasies a reality, by auctioning off a steamy coffee escort to offer some “professional” help delivered to your door. Ritual is raffling their services along with nine other local Bay Area businesses in a silent auction supporting non-profit SFMade, which aims to build a vibrant manufacturing sector in San Francisco.
From Ritual’s eBay auction:
Ever wish you could have a barista right in your home? Well, here is your chance! If you win you’ll have a Ritual barista come to your home, with coffee, and teach you how to brew better coffee in your home. So put down that average cup of joe, and make your coffee dreams a reality!
Yes, please. Auction ends May 12. Bid now.