“We don’t want your money. Just your kisses.” This story from Consumeristย is totes not made up:
If youโre at a French cafe in Sydney, Australia, you can ditch your wallet and just pay for your coffee with a kiss.ย Before you start screaming about trading goods and services for the pleasures of the flesh letโs be clear โ youโre not smooching a barista, youโre just making out with your significant other in front of employees.
So that makes it okay, right? Thatโs a call you and your tongue-wrestling partner have to make, but in any case, itโs a novel idea. All couples are eligible for the kissy-kissy time, a promo that is only valid between 9 and 11 a.m. through June.
You know, we heard from our friends in Melbourne that Sydney could be a bit weird. It gets even weirder:
The only rules are that your server will know if youโre faking those loving feelings โ โWeโll watch you,โ says the adorable floppy-haired Frenchman in the cafeโs YouTube video.ย ย โIt has to be a real kiss, I can see if itโs a fake kiss.โ