Like an outtake from “Super Troopers” gone horribly wrong, here’s the real life story of Christopher Hildreth, former “barista” at a Dunkin’ Donuts franchise in Jaffrey, New Hampshire. Mr. Hildreth is accused of depositing “nasal mucus” into the coffee of two uniformed police officers:
According to a Jaffrey Police Department affidavit acquired by The Smoking Gun, the 20-year-old server took the coffee cups into the back room after taking the order on June 19. The officers said that they found this “odd as they had never seen him go to the back of the store to make coffee in the past.
A monitor located in the front of the Dunkin’ Donuts location shows everything that is happening in the back room, so the officers simply had to look up to see Hildreth seemingly dropping “nasal mucus into their coffees,” according to the report.”
Mr. Hildreth was called out by the cops, reported to his manager and promptly fired. He currently faces two assault charges, has been written about extensively in the mainstream media, and will likely be pulled over for so much as forgetting a turn signal for so long as he continues to call the Granite State home. Worst of all, congratulations Christopher Hildreth! You’re Sprudge.com’s Coffee Schmuck Of The Week!