Cody Bonko Previews Camp Pull-A-Shot

Editors Note: Cody Bonko is a 20 year old Venice Beach based self-described “street latte artist”, ardent temperature surfer and passionate pressure profiler. He brings his unique style of So-Cal journalism to our coverage of Camp Pull-A-Shot 2, happening next week on October 24th in El Capitol Canyon, California. Mr. Bonko’s earlier coverage of Camp Pull-A-Shot is available here.

KNOCK BOX, MY CHEEZES! What up, this is yo prodigal boy Cody B., and I am MAXED on my padlocks to get TAMPIN’ AND CAMPIN’ AT CAMP PULL-A-SHOT! I’m DolcePump flavored, nawmean? This issue’s gonna be MAD, son, nitrous freezin’ and tight grindin’ on deez blendz!

So get set back straight cave man’d out in the thunderbrush, my beasties – to beach his own, ya slurp me? ILLER THAN THE ILLIAD, mad Malibu-boo the campground, Goleta teach a man to dish, So-Cal rippin’ and dippin’ like my fro-puffs. We be blind cuppin’ and classin’ on the regular, yo, gettin’ my learn on before gettin’ my BURN on with them Stay-Pufts, word up. I’m tryin’a capture DAT FLAG and make them booty shots deeeeeeeerop, STRAIGHT PRE-INFUSED.

I got three beezies off my main beastie, cos Cody Bonko gets mad CHUNKY tips, yo, ya boy z’d out that cash register like BOOBOO and swerved up my cc settlements with this hooked on VeriFone freak-a-phonics, so I’mma BE THERE, goin’ buck wild up in the bunkicile, MAD maxin’ waxin’ and re-re-laxin’! Picture me ROLLIN’ at Pull A Shakalaka Deuce, chilly certified and yurt-ified, goin’ big like pidgin Pete, BROKE DA MOUT’, GRINDIN’ UP ON GRINDS like buck-buck-buckaw!

Knock box, y’all, I’m out, ya boy Cody B. gonna pine you in the peeptrees, but now I gotta hit I-99 in my GANGSTA GREEN GEO. Get them scales tared up, y’all.

DolcePump puma on the prowl, goin’ booboo for them booboos, n’awmean?


TRANSLATION: The second annual Camp Pull-A-Shot event is happening in just a few days, a half-week long barista retreat in rural southern California. Sign up is closed, but you can read along with next week for live coverage from camp.

Cody was able to get some time away from his regular barista job, and Mr. Bonko seems particularly excited for the physical beauty of this year’s camp location, which is the El Capitan Canyon campground, near Goleta, California. We gather he’s also looking forward to roasting marshmallows, attending a wide variety of educational classes, and meeting new friends.


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