If youโre like me, you often find yourself in between ย a coffee shop a half block this way and another other coffee shop half a block in the other direction thinking, โwhy canโt there be a more convenient way to get coffee?โ Truly the indignities we coffee drinkers must suffer when there isnโt a beverage in our hand the immediate moment we decide we could go for a cuppa. Luckily for us, though, thereโs an answer: coffee vaping. Now you can have coffee anywhere you want and look totally sweet ass doing it.
As reported by the New York Post, Americaโs most reliable journalistic institution, the coffee vape is the newest product from the Hong Kong-based Otolab. Called the SnowPlus, the e-cigarette (which should have been called e-Spresso, but whatever) is described as โcoffee you can breatheโ and is touted as the first vape pod โmade from real coffee.โ No nicotine, no tobacco, just sweet, sweet, Arabica coffee vapor. Per Otolab, the SnowPlus will โmake the world a better placeโ by adding convenience to coffee, which yeah, no duh, of course it will. Iโm sick and tired of 1) coffee being so dang inconvenient, and 2) not being able to smoke it.
And if Iโm being really honest, liquid coffee has been letting me down for years now. Do you know how many vape competitions Iโve been โasked to leaveโ from because when I tried to use traditional coffee to create a sweet jellyfish swimming through sky rings I just ended up spitting hot liquid all over the crowd? Too many to count, thatโs how many.
The SnowPlus retails for $39.99 and comes with a start pack containing one Cappuccino flavored pod and one Ice Matcha Latte flavored pod. It is available for purchase via Otolab’s official website. I for one can’t wait for coffee to finally be convenient. And besides, free basing coffee wasn’t quite having the positive effect on others’ views of me that I thought it would.
In other vape news, Juul announced today that it’s laying off 650 employees and plans to cut costs by $1 billion in 2020, and scientists are thisย close to identifying what exactly is causing a vaping-related illnessย thatโs sickened thousands and killed at least 40. Yay vaping!
Zac Cadwaladerย is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.
Top image via SnowPlus