If youโ€™re like me, you often find yourself in between ย a coffee shop a half block this way and another other coffee shop half a block in the other direction thinking, โ€œwhy canโ€™t there be a more convenient way to get coffee?โ€ Truly the indignities we coffee drinkers must suffer when there isnโ€™t a beverage in our hand the immediate moment we decide we could go for a cuppa. Luckily for us, though, thereโ€™s an answer: coffee vaping. Now you can have coffee anywhere you want and look totally sweet ass doing it.

As reported by the New York Post, Americaโ€™s most reliable journalistic institution, the coffee vape is the newest product from the Hong Kong-based Otolab. Called the SnowPlus, the e-cigarette (which should have been called e-Spresso, but whatever) is described as โ€œcoffee you can breatheโ€ and is touted as the first vape pod โ€œmade from real coffee.โ€ No nicotine, no tobacco, just sweet, sweet, Arabica coffee vapor. Per Otolab, the SnowPlus will โ€œmake the world a better placeโ€ by adding convenience to coffee, which yeah, no duh, of course it will. Iโ€™m sick and tired of 1) coffee being so dang inconvenient, and 2) not being able to smoke it.

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And if Iโ€™m being really honest, liquid coffee has been letting me down for years now. Do you know how many vape competitions Iโ€™ve been โ€œasked to leaveโ€ from because when I tried to use traditional coffee to create a sweet jellyfish swimming through sky rings I just ended up spitting hot liquid all over the crowd? Too many to count, thatโ€™s how many.

The SnowPlus retails for $39.99 and comes with a start pack containing one Cappuccino flavored pod and one Ice Matcha Latte flavored pod. It is available for purchase via Otolab’s official website. I for one can’t wait for coffee to finally be convenient. And besides, free basing coffee wasn’t quite having the positive effect on others’ views of me that I thought it would.

In other vape news, Juul announced today that it’s laying off 650 employees and plans to cut costs by $1 billion in 2020, and scientists are thisย close to identifying what exactly is causing a vaping-related illnessย thatโ€™s sickened thousands and killed at least 40. Yay vaping!

Zac Cadwaladerย is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.

Top image via SnowPlus

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