ElectionWatch: Unfiltered! Brewtbart Rides Again

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Andrew Brewtbart is an author, commentator, and leader of the Conservative Coffee Movement. A longtime contributor to this website, Mr. Brewtbart will be capping off our election coverage. Contrary to popular belief, he did not die when Breitbart died. My friends, it was truly a tumultuous election season, one filled with Cinnamon Roll gaffes, … [Read more...]

ElectionWatch: Unfiltered! Howard Schultz Endorses Obama

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Starbucks CEO and head-honcho Howard Schultz went live on CNBC and endorsed Barack Obama. The news comes after several months of silence from the Starbucks king-pin, and his decision was made after watching the president's "bipartisanship" post-Sandy with that big old sugar bear Chris Christie. [youtube]f7n5j9T6oqM[/youtube] … [Read more...]

ElectionWatch: Unfiltered! Return Of The Obama Blend

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Did you think the Obama Blend coffee gimmick was a thing of the past, like "hope" and "change" and Sarah Palin's fake granddaughter? Well you were wrong, wronger than John McCain, because the 2012 election offers a brand new opportunity to blend together Hawaiian, Kenyan, and Indonesian coffee to form yet another Barack Obama blend. More from … [Read more...]

ElectionWatch: Unfiltered! Mitt’s Coffee Ice Cream UPDATE!

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Mitt Romney's coffee ice cream binge from weeks earlier has been given the pass by the Mormon Church. Turns out the whole "caffeine is a no-no" thing was just a great big misunderstanding. The Latter Day Saints church have issued a clarification statement (online, no less) that says caffeine is a-okay - unless it's hot tea or hot coffee. Via … [Read more...]

ElectionWatch: Unfiltered! Romney Loves Forbidden Coffee Ice Cream

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As a coffee publication first and foremost, it seemed pretty cut and dry whom Sprudge.com would endorse in the coming election. Mitt Romney is a faithful practitioner of the Mormon faith, which we're totally cool with, except it means he's not allowed to drink coffee due to Mormonism's forbearance of caffeine; meanwhile, Barack Obama is like the … [Read more...]

ElectionWatch: Unfiltered! Obama Denies Man’s Sweet Buns

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Andrew Brewtbart is an author, commentator, and leader of the Conservative Coffee Movement. A longtime contributor to this website, Mr. Brewtbart will be joining us for election coverage throughout Fall 2012. My friends, Obama and his cronies are on a whirlwind 20-plus vehicle motorcade country craw, no doubt paid for by your tax dollars. … [Read more...]