Schmuck of the Week
Coffee Schmuck of the Week: Caregiver Cynthia Cardenas Accused of Grand Theft Automatic Drip
A shocking case of Mr. Coffee embezzlement from Central Florida: The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said the victim hired Cynthia Cardenas, 44, to help around the house, but fired her after a week because she was doing a poor…
Coffee Schmuck of the Week: Man Robs Bank Using Garfield Mug
Andrew Taylor walked into his local PNC Bank and walked out with $5,000, using only his “wits” and a purple Garfield mug. Bank robbers don’t normally hang around the bank lobby for 15 minutes. They also don’t tend to…
Coffee Schmuck of the Week: One Lump Of Poison or Two?
Sad, strange news out of Boston, as a substitute shop teacher Chad Wunschel admitted to police that he poisoned his own coffee with graffiti remover to get attention after breaking up with his girlfriend. Though we here at Sprudge.com…
UPDATE Coffee Schmuck Of The Week: The De-Iceman Cometh
We previously brought Michael Tangney to your attention last January, when we featured his outrageous story of oedipal vengeance and auto fluid malfeasance. His mug shot alone qualifies him as one of our very favorite all-time coffee schmucks of…
Coffee Schmuck of the Week: “Don’t Tase Me, ‘Spro!”
We are proud to bring back our own personal favorite weekly feature, the Sprudge.com Coffee Schmuck of the Week. From the great state of Missouri: A fight outside Lakota Coffee Shop in Downtown Columbia led to police tasering a…
