Schmuck of the Week
SOTW: Maine Mad Man Makes Maine Men Mad
Perhaps our most fascinating Schmuck of the Week.
The Bierman, With The Laptop, In The Starbucks
Our schmuck of the week!
Coffee Schmuck Of The Week: Meth And Taxes
Our ever-popular feature returns with tales of Montana meth!
Schmuck: Jerome Turner And The Somerville Bummer
America scalds on Dunkin'.
Schmuck Of The Week: Smucker’s Transparency
More like "Schmuckers."
Coffee Schmuck Of The Week: Hey, That’s Snot What I Ordered!
Like an outtake from “Super Troopers” gone horribly wrong, here’s the real life story of Christopher Hildreth, former “barista” at a Dunkin’ Donuts franchise in Jaffrey, New Hampshire. Mr. Hildreth is accused of depositing “nasal mucus” into the coffee…
Schmuck Of The Week: The Thin Line Between Camper And Stalker
An epic story of speeding, striking, stalking and schmucking from The South Oregon Mail Tribune: A serial coffee-stand stalker was arrested on various charges Saturday night after he led police on a brief car chase in northeast Medford and…
Coffee Schmuck of the Week: “Devious” Antavious And The Caribou Bugaboo
When Julia Greenhill decided to visit her local Caribou Coffee outlet in Atlanta, Georgia, how could she possibly have known that her life would be changed forever? Little did she know that her choice of coffee shop would put…
Coffee Schmuck of the Week: Former Barista Requests Job Reference, Cash In The Pastry Bag Right Now
What’s worse than robbing a coffee shop? Robbing a coffee shop you used to work in! Meet Vivian Hutchinson, formerly of The Village Coffee on Freret Street in beautiful New Orleans, Louisiana. Her schmucky story comes to us from…
Coffee Schmuck Of The Week: Robbery, Then Robur-E
Meet Christopher Watson, whose epic ballad of thievery, schmuckery, and coffee commerce comes to us from Jackson, Mississippi: The first thing Christopher Watson bought after he allegedly robbed a Jackson bank was a cup of coffee. Congratulations, dear Watson,…
