Carl’s Corner: The Smokeless Coffee Cigarette
Well folks, it looks like a Harvard University professor finally got up off his doughy leftist butt and invented something I can really get behind. It’s a puff of caffeine delivered right down my gullet, no fuss, no muss. It’s like a cigarette…and let me tell you about cigarettes, boy, I’ve been smoking a pack and a half of Kools everyday for 20 years, and I sure do still love ‘em. It’s high fuckin’ time somebody combined my three greatest passions: nicotine, caffeine, and which whatever broad I happen to be married to during this particular carton.
Wait, hold on, I actually read this damn article now, and I’m seeing that it’s pretty much just a puff of flavored coffee air? No cigarette substitute? Whadda waste of time. I’m supposed to have to double fist one of this things with my Kool Unfiltered tip? I tell you, that Harvard University is a big fuckin’ joke.
A nutty Harvard professor has put a jolt in the java trade with a strange new inhalable espresso — allowing caffeine fiends to breathe in their morning cup of joe.
The sticks are sold individually for $3 or in boxes of three for $8 — and each stick delivers 100 milligrams of caffeine, the equivalent of a cup of espresso
Read more at (ugh) The New York Post.com
(Written by guest blogger Carl Mundy, Waterbed Warehouse, Twin Falls ID)
