Carl’s Corner: In Defense Of Gammy
Carl Mundy is a regular Sprudge.com contributor. He is the field office manager for the Waterbed Warehouse in Twin Falls, Idaho. Carl is currently scouting locations for a new chain of drive-thru espresso shacks along US Route 93.
Addicted to coffee? According to the newspapers, you should blame it all on Gammy, because a study says it’s genetic, although Gammy is reportedly at lower risk for cardiovascular disease drinking coffee – though at higher risk of uncontrollable pooping and getting a case of the diabetes.
For what it’s worth, my dear Gammy has been drinking coffee since V-Day, and I’m sure as shinola that my addiction is directly sourced on accounts of the sound ground, and not from her gene pool. What am I, a monkey?
And the diabetes? Well, Gam’s as healthy as an ox. So you jerks over at the local news station can kiss my grits. And that’s my final word, AIN’T GONNA LIE!