BREAKING: RuPaul Prefers “Bitches bRu” Coffee

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Breaking as of a few minutes ago, it seems entertainer and icon RuPaul prefers drinking “Bitches Brew” coffee while at home. Sprudge co-founder Zachary Carlsen asked the legendary performer:

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The actor, model, role-model, drag queen, author, recording artist, self-love advocate and star of the breakout hit series RuPaul’s Drag Race immediately responded to his inquiry:

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We. Were. Stunned by Ru’s quick response to our queer-y. A subsequent Google search revealed that Groundwork Coffee offers an organic signature blend dubbed “Bitches Brew”. Could this be the coffee RuPaul is referring to? Or is RuPaul referencing her partiality to bitch-fests, bitch balls, and bitch slaps?

Could this be RuPaul's coffee of choice?

Could this be RuPaul’s coffee of choice?

We’re absolutely flummoxed. So we asked our leading panel of experts to weigh in, as we do from time to time when life’s important questions need just a little added depth. Ms Ruby Je’GlaréMary CanoSteamwanda, and Big Trans Chai: was RuPaul speaking the T, or merely throwing shade?

While some may argue that she’s most definitely referencing the seminal Miles Davis album, it is my humble opinion that RuPaul prefers Bitches Brew. It’s organic, dark, and flavorful – just like her. The question on my lips is – how does she bRu it? -Ruby Je’Glaré
A dark roast? Don’t be silly. RuPaul’s tastes are refined – from her evening wear to her glamorous hair. Her bRu of choice is most definitely of Latin descent. A fresh crop. Full bodied but light. Mmm! -Mary Cano
While certainly not my MO, I’m going to have to agree with Mary 100%. I’ll bet a fresh hot cup of Guatemalan coffee fills her up in the morning and keeps her up at night. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind a blend. For me, the darker the better. With just a pinch of sweetness to balance it all out.  -Steamwanda
Honeys, please. RuPaul is drinking a Caramel Frappuccino. She gets her assistants to pick it up for her – and they hide it well in an opaque paper cup. Trust. This is how all of the legendary divas do it. Take it from me! Mmm! Caramel Frappuccinos. A little extra caramel sauce makes me feel a little extra saucy! -Big Trans Chai

Either way, RuPaul is a living legend and we love her. WORK!

 

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