BREAKING: Bandits Burgle Barrel’s Boar

6:30PM PST – San Francisco’s Four Barrel Coffee just tweeted:

Four masked men came in and stole one of our boars. Reward for info leading to arrest.

The missing boar was the largest of the four that have been fixtures since Four Barrel’s grand opening in 2009. Here’s an undated file photo of the missing head:


  1. says

    Anyone thinking of doing this may want to consider what hot coffee on their face, kicked gonads and an arrest will feel like.

    Not funny.

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