Andrew Brewtbart Writes Again: “It’s All A Bunch of Balderdash!”
Brewtbart
It’s been several months since the world last heard from Andrew Brewtbart. Imagine our surprise when the following salvo showed up via courier at Sprudge HQ:
“I’m unswayed by the bloat, unmoved by the bile, and profoundly disengorged from the oogling orgy of organizational Orwellianism that calls itself the SCAA. I’ve heard, through that edifice most distasteful known as “the grape vine”, that my absence at this year’s Anaheim pat-on-the-backathon was greatly felt; the dearth of my countenance invited reverberations that shook that Convention Center to its very core, opening up the great screaming maw of the San Andreas and threatening to swallow whole Walt Disney’s pantheon to Germanic values. There may have been brewbars, but there was no Brewtbart.”
Discover why he stayed home from SCAA 2010, learn more about his upcoming tell-all book, and find out which former First Lady inspired the name for Mr. Brewtbart’s standard poodle.
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