Alternative Headlines For USBC / Brewers Cup Champs
In what’s become something of a Sprudge.com competition tradition, we sat down prior to the big competition announcements last weekend and pre-wrote potential headlines for each of the 6 finalists in each event. While Andy Sprenger and Pete Licata took home the gold, we didn’t want the rest of you to feel left out or unloved, and so here’s the rest of our headlines for the remaining competition finalists.
United States Barista Championship
In The Lorenzone: Lorenzo Perkins of Caffe Medici Is Your 2011 USBC Champion!
Hard Corlett: Trevor Corlett of MadCap Wins USBC 2011!
Killer Knapp: MadCap’s Ryan Knapp Wins USBC 2011!
7 Minutes In Kevin: “Tex” Bohlin of Ritual Wins USBC 2011!
Snap, Krankl, Pop: Nik Krankl of Espresso Bar and Gelatto Cafe Wins USBC 2011! (credit: Laila Ghambari)
Brewers Cup:
McCarthyism: Erin McCarthy Wins The First Annual Brewers Cup
Cannon Fodder: Michael Cannon Wins The First Annual Brewers Cup
What Dreams May Gum: Jared Gum Wins The First Annual Brewers Cup
“Uncle” Ben Kaminsky Wins The First Annual Brewers Cup
Slick Wiek: Stacey Wiek Wins The First Ever Brewers Cup Championship
I dont know what the “uncle” implies, but I do wish that were the headline.
i think they mean like “uncle ben’s rice”.